Title: Kiss My Crown
Author: Alexis Noelle
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: November 7, 2016
My name is Kate and I’m a princess.
I had it all. Every little girl’s dream: Working as a princess in a theme park five days a week. Prince Charming and I really hit it off, until he hit every other princess in the park.
After beating him with his own sword I decided it was time to find a normal guy. I met one- or at least I thought I did.
Now the princesses are snubbing me and the princes won’t even look at me. Worse, I’m about to be demoted to a fairy, which is like being sent to the seventh level of hell.
What do you do when the fairy tale ends?
When happily ever after sucks ass?
“It’s a quick, fun, and sassy ride.” - Two Book Pushers
“Alexis Noelle hit it out of the humor park this time around!” - Renee Entress’s Blog
“OMG!!! This book was absolutely amazing!” - Hot Box Reviews
“I freakin' loved this book! It was so refreshing to read a book filled with humor instead of one filled with a lot of angst and suspense!” - Stephanie’s Book Reports
Captain's Log :: Review
I LOVED the novella version of this book that appeared in One Size Fits All Anthology. It was one that stood out the most to me so when I saw I could get my hands on an advanced copy, I lunged for it!
This book is HILARIOUS. There are so many absolutely funny moments throughout. Her relationship with her friends, her work environment, even her encounter with the Hero. All of it? I was laughing my butt off the whole time.
I happened to read this book on Halloween. It was fitting with the theme park as a setting. Kate plays Princess Lily at a popular theme park. Her friends have various roles throughout the park as well. When her prince - both at the park and out of the park - cheats on her, she becomes incredibly bitter towards her job. Honestly, I would have as well. I could not smile for that long or pretend to be a happy, jolly chick all day knowing the guy to my left that was my boyfriend is sleeping with just about every other employee at the park. Nope. That'd suck.
I love how she met the Hero. Melons. <insert laughter here> It was genius. He was funny, witty, and quick on his toes. He matched her almost perfectly.
Except when she finds out he's at the bottom of the park hierarchy. He's a pirate. The dirty, scum of the park. No one dates a pirate and she's *THE* Princess, you know, the one EVERYONE waits in line to see? That's her. She's at the top of the food chain and her beau? At the bottom, next to high fructose corn syrup.
When she finds out, she keeps it a secret. When the secret comes out, she's a huge b*tch. It was ugly. The things she said were ugly and unbecoming of a princess.
It took some internal struggles to realize that she really did like this guy, maybe even love him, and that pursuing that was more important than being the princess.
Obviously, I'm not going to spoil that, but I'm glad that Kate got her Happily Ever After, even if it doesn't last forever.
FOUR and a HALF Sparkly Stars for Kiss My Crown
Alexis Noelle lives in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with her husband, and three kids. On top a writing career, she is a full-time student and a full-time mom. She loves spending time with her kids, although she has to hide the computer from them when she is writing! She love being active and being outdoors, especially if it involves any kind of shopping.
She has always been passionate about writing. She loves to read romance books and feels like being able to lose yourself in a book is one of the more exciting aspects. The books she loves to read and write will be ones that make you feel for the characters. Ashley believes that you should have an opinion on every character in a book whether you love them, hate them, or think they are up to something.She also believes that the most important critic is your reader, so she loves to hear from the readers. She want her fans to be open & talk to her about what they want for the characters in the story, and what they would like to see happen.
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